MegaBonk All Weapons Guide: Complete List
Weapons shape everything in MegaBonk. Each one changes how you fight, how you move, and which items will actually carry you. Some weapons focus on raw damage, others on utility or crowd control. Below is the full alphabetical list of every known weapon with its effects so you can compare them at a glance.
MegaBonk Weapons List (WIP)
Weapon | Description |
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Aegis | Blocks incoming attacks and sends out shockwaves. Unlock by blocking 500 damage with Armor as Sir Oofie |
Aura | Damages enemies in an area around you. Unlock by not taking any damage for 2 minutes |
Axe | Throws spinning axes that deal area damage. Unlock by killing 2,000 enemies using the Sword |
Bananarang | Throws bananas that return to the owner. Unlock by finding the hidden Banana |
Black Hole | Sucks enemies inwards. Unlock by getting Knockback Tome to level 10 |
Blood Magic | Summons blood magic with a 5% chance to increase Max HP on kills. Unlock by getting Bloody Tome to level 12 |
Bone | Throws bones that bounce off enemies. Unlocked by default |
Bow | Shoots arrows that pierce enemies. Unlocked by default |
Chunkers | Summons chunky rocks that orbit around you. Unlocked by default |
Corrupted Sword | Unlock by getting Cursed Tome to level 20 in under 10 minutes |
Dragon’s Breath | Breathes fire to burn enemies. Unlock by killing 1,000 Wisps as Fox on Desert |
Dexecutioner | Massive blade that executes foes. Unlock by killing 12,500 enemies using the Sword |
Firestaff | Shoots fireballs that explode on impact. Unlocked by default |
Flamewalker | Leaves a trail of fire behind you. Unlocked by default |
Frostwalker | Freezes enemies in place. Unlock by freezing 1,000 enemies with Ice Cube |
Hero Sword | Legendary blade. Unlock by defeating a Stage Boss without any power-ups |
Katana | Slices through enemies in front of you. Unlock by breaking a Tumbleweed in Desert Stage 1 (5% chance) |
Lightning Staff | Summons lightning to smite nearby enemies. Unlocked by default |
Mines | Spawns deadly mines. Unlock by killing 7,500 enemies with Slutty Rocket |
Poison Flask | Throws poison flasks that damage over time. Unlock by killing Scorpionussy miniboss on Desert 3 times |
Revolver | Fires multiple bullets at enemies. Unlock by killing 7,500 enemies |
Shotgun | Close-range spread shot. Unlock by breaking a Tumbleweed in Desert Stage 2 (5% chance) |
Slutty Rocket | Fires homing missiles. Unlock by killing 15,000 enemies as CL4NK |
Sniper Rifle | Fires piercing bullets with manual aim. Unlock by getting Precision Tome to level 10 |
Sword | Slashes through multiple enemies. Unlocked by default |
Space Noodle | Flexible noodle weapon. Unlock by completing Desert Tier 2 as Tony McZoom |
Tornado | Summons a destructive whirlwind. Unlock by charging a Charge Shrine during a Sandstorm on Desert five times |
Wireless Dagger | High-speed dagger attack. Unlock by getting Lightning Staff to level 15 |
Best Weapons in MegaBonk
Lightning Staff – Reliable AoE that pairs well with proc effects like Overpowered Lamp.
Firestaff – Explosive ranged damage, scales great with Dragonfire and Spicy Meatball.
Sniper Rifle – High precision and piercing shots make it one of the best boss killers.
Revolver – Fires multiple bullets, great with crit and on-hit builds.
Aura – Solid crowd control, keeping enemies off you while stacking AoE damage.
Final Blurb
MegaBonk weapons aren’t just tools, they’re playstyles. From the brute force of Axe to the precision of Sniper Rifle or the chaos of Firestaff, every choice shifts which items you’ll value most. Some weapons like Lightning Staff thrive in mob-heavy stages, while Sniper Rifle and Revolver shine against bosses.
Test them all, then lean into the one that fits your build and upgrades.
FAQ
Do all weapons scale with the Anvil?
Yes. Every upgrade you apply to weapons benefits from Anvil, making it one of the best items in the game.
Which weapon is best for beginners?
Sword is the most balanced starter. Simple slashes, easy to use, and effective in most stages.
Are unlisted weapons obtainable right now?
Some like Space Noodle or Tornado are in the files but still lack full descriptions. They may be rare drops or future additions.