MegaBonk Character Tier List | Best Characters Ranked

Each character in MegaBonk starts with a unique weapon and passive ability, which sets the tone for your run. Some characters are top-tier monsters with scaling that snowballs into late-game destruction, while others are situational or still waiting on balancing. Here’s the full tier list, but note its still a WIP!

S Tier – Best Overall

CL4NK

Weapon: Revolver – Fires multiple bullets.
Passive: Crit Happens – Gain +1% Crit Chance per level.
Why: Crit scaling is busted in MegaBonk, and Revolver stays strong from start to finish.

→ See the full Cl4NK build guide here

Robinette

Weapon: Bow – Piercing arrows.
Passive: Stonks – +1% Gold Gain per level, extra damage scaling from gold held.
Why: Gold scaling means faster upgrades and more damage the longer you survive.

→ See the full Robinette build guide here

Megachad

Weapon: Aura – AoE damage around you.
Passive: Flex – Stops damage and stuns enemies, cooldown reduced by 0.2 per level.
Why: Flex makes you nearly unkillable in clutch moments, pairing perfectly with Aura’s constant chip.

A Tier – Strong Picks

Calcium

Weapon: Bone – Bones bounce off enemies.
Passive: Speed Demon – Speed increases over time, reset when hit. Damage also scales with speed.
Why: High skill cap. Incredible damage if you avoid hits, but punishing when sloppy.

Sir Oofie

Weapon: Sword – Slashes multiple enemies.
Passive: Reinforced – Gain +1% Armor per level.
Why: The tank king. Slow but pairs well with lifesteal or regen builds.

Bush

Weapon: Sniper Rifle – Piercing shots with manual aim.
Passive: Bullseye – Marks random enemies, hitting them causes explosions.
Why: Explosions delete groups, but requires precise aim to shine.

B Tier – Decent Options

Ogre

Weapon: Axe – Spinning axes with AoE.
Passive: Warrior – +1% Damage per level.
Why: Straightforward damage scaling, solid but lacks unique tricks.

Monke

Weapon: Bananarang – Returning bananas.
Passive: Monke Grip – Wall climb, +2 Max HP per level.
Why: Climbing is fun but niche. The bonus HP is decent, but scaling is slower than crit or gold.

C Tier – Updating Soon/Still Testing

Athena

Weapon: Aegis – Defensive barrier weapon.
Passive:
Why: Struggles early, but Aegis gets better with size and attack speed scaling. Still a tough start.

Vlad

Weapon:
Passive: Synergizes with Blood Magic
Why: Prioritize Blood Magic damage for Tier 3 boss fights. A strong specialist pick but not as flexible.

Tony McZoom

Weapon: Wireless Dagger.
Passive:
Why: Unlock by completing challenges. Kit still untested.

Amog

Weapon: Bottle Throw – Short-range bottle toss.
Passive:
Why: Known issue with short bottle throw range, needs balancing to shine.

Bandit, Birdo, Dicehead, Fox, Noelle, Ninja, Spaceman, Sir Chadwell

Weapon:
Passive:
Why: Not much testing yet

→ See how to unlock all characters

Final Blurb

MegaBonk’s roster has a mix of reliable powerhouses and gimmick characters. CL4NK, Megachad, and Robinette are the standout picks thanks to their ridiculous scaling. Calcium, Sir Oofie, and Bush are strong choices with situational power. The rest are waiting on more testing, so expect some shifting in ranks soon.